WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



whu&eng1 6:08 Thu Sep 8
I used to work with someone called Shirley Knott...
Parents either had a wicked sense of humour/or were stupid !

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Alfs 3:38 Sat Sep 10
Re: I used to work with someone called Shirley Knott...
I was at college with Mini Driver. It didn't seem to do her any harm though.

Willtell 12:11 Sat Sep 10
Re: I used to work with someone called Shirley Knott...
Years ago I pitched for the advertising account for an American electronics company called Wayne Kerr...

Your mum 12:01 Sat Sep 10
Re: I used to work with someone called Shirley Knott...
There was a Teresa Green at my school..

Mickey Rat 11:54 Sat Sep 10
Re: I used to work with someone called Shirley Knott...
Used to live near a lad called Jimmy Riddle and worked with a yank named John Thomas, he did't understand why all the Brits on conference calls sniggered every time his name was mentioned

Ronald_antly 11:43 Sat Sep 10
Re: I used to work with someone called Shirley Knott...
I know of a Freda Fogg.

chajonbubble 10:52 Sat Sep 10
Re: I used to work with someone called Shirley Knott...
I knew a kid at school called Justin Casey

, 7:43 Fri Sep 9
Re: I used to work with someone called Shirley Knott...
High ranking Norwegian air force officer and then an International Observer for the United Nations by name of Odd Bull.

One Johnny Sissons 7:39 Fri Sep 9
Re: I used to work with someone called Shirley Knott...
I play golf with Michael Hunt.

An indian guy at my last place was Hardip Choksem.

Far Cough 6:52 Fri Sep 9
Re: I used to work with someone called Shirley Knott...
I think we all know someone called Kim Phuc, she is the poor unfortunate child who is shown in that Pulitzer prize winning photograph, screaming and burnt to fuck after her village in Vietnam was Napalmed

On another note. Facebook have banned that same Pulitzer prize winning photograph, on the grounds of, no nudity allowed

Bellends

charleyfarley 6:20 Fri Sep 9
Re: I used to work with someone called Shirley Knott...
I used to work with someone called Shirley Knott. I used to go to school with a girl called May Beknott

JonWHUFC 6:13 Fri Sep 9
Re: I used to work with someone called Shirley Knott...
Enoch, how's it going. Remember you from the Limo cup final day. I was the one who looked pregnant after drinking 22 pints over the day! Nice to see you still post son.

Enoch Nutter 3:30 Fri Sep 9
Re: I used to work with someone called Shirley Knott...
I knew a lass in Basildon called Theresa Green. Think her dad had the fishing tackle stall. Pretty reminded me of Betty Boo.

Bloke in BT was named Robert Shrunkle (Bob's yer uncle) and I used to play football with a Phil Mycock.

Top Iron 2:59 Fri Sep 9
Re: I used to work with someone called Shirley Knott...
Guy who used to work part-time at my Dad's work was called Arthur Day.

Swiss. 2:43 Fri Sep 9
Re: I used to work with someone called Shirley Knott...
I actually just today got friend request from a mutual friend on FB called Natalie Arsenow. Bloody cute though.

Brucies_Star_Prize 2:43 Fri Sep 9
Re: I used to work with someone called Shirley Knott...
My uncle taught a kid called Isaac Hunt.

moilepetitchien 2:42 Fri Sep 9
Re: I used to work with someone called Shirley Knott...
Had a customer called J. T. Smallbone

J. T. stood for John Thomas

Cruel parents, very, very cruel parents.

Coffee 2:39 Fri Sep 9
Re: I used to work with someone called Shirley Knott...
Many years ago, I got into trouble over someone called Julie Mullens, who was from Northern Ireland. I had a bad cold and this lady phoned me to ask about something. I had to call her back, but had misheard her name as Julie Melons. Unknown to me (I'd never met the woman), she had a massive pair of knockers and was deeply unimpressed when I asked to speak to Miss Melons. The following week, I was called into the manager's office and given a right telling off. Protests of innocence were not entertained.

Aalborg Hammer 2:35 Fri Sep 9
Re: I used to work with someone called Shirley Knott...
...and the Chinese girl who worked in our print room in Toronto..called Wendy Wank

Aalborg Hammer 2:34 Fri Sep 9
Re: I used to work with someone called Shirley Knott...
I once worked with a bloke called John McAnerny...he was blessed with the epiphet '3 in 1'

DaveT 1:08 Fri Sep 9
Re: I used to work with someone called Shirley Knott...
Look at some of baseball players names. I like Madison Bumgarner and Doug Fister

JonWHUFC 1:05 Fri Sep 9
Re: I used to work with someone called Shirley Knott...
Got a guy in our golf society in work called Ronald MacDonald. He is in his 70s and said when McDonalds came up with the idea he could not believe his bad luck. Also had a Doctor in work called Dr Foster and one of our departments relocated to Gloucester and he went with them. You do the math. Not joking on either of those.

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